We checked, and this view across Borough Market would set you back several million pounds, and just be a nightmare in planning permissions. So, unless you're Boris Johnson...

Alternatively? You could be less Boris and bring the bustle of Borough Market to your own wall, save millions of pounds in the process, and order your food from Deliveroo instead. (Or even turn your oven on, if you're a complete maverick).

Because if life's all about choices, more Borough Market and less Boris Johnson has got to be one of the better ones, right??